So, what have we learned here, kids? We’ve learned that drinking sugary piss water is NOT the optimal way to heal from and rise above our trauma! Rather, we should:

Sit in it!

Soak in it!

Bathe in it!

Submerge in it!

Succumb to it!

FEEL IT!

Then, when you’re strong enough, maybe even make friends with it like I have! All that trauma? It happened to you! IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPENED TO YOU! So, don’t just go pouring sugar on it, distracting yourself, numbing yourself, or running away from it!

Lol, cue the Darth Vader:

Sit alone in the dark with your trauma as long as you need to, let it emotionally cut your heart cords open and pull you back out into The Light! Sugary piss water my ASS! FUCK THAT! I’ll take MY sugar straight, please, with no additives or preservatives necessary! Besides, as most adults and even many children know, too much sugar can actually lead to ants, so, there’s that! Lol! Please comment and let me know if you watched this most epic “eight seconds of free therapy” video ALL the way through, and if so, if it resonated with you at all! Also? YOU GOT THIS! I promise!