Well, folks! It’s that day again, “World Day of Bullying Prevention,” and imma let you in on a “little” secret. Bullies only bully because of that metaphorical four-foot-two leprechaun of a “person” hiding way down deep inside of them (regardless of their size, gender, or status) who only sees a hobbit of an existence when they look into the mirror of their life. So, bullying others is the only way they can grow the inner shrinky-dink they see in their self-reflection:

The “Napoleon complex” is an informal stereotype suggesting that domineering or aggressive behavior can be used to compensate for perceived physical or social inadequacy. It is not a clinical diagnosis.

Paraphrased from the Wikipedia overview of the Napoleon complex

Meanwhile …

Seneca once said:

All cruelty springs from weakness.

Oh, hi there Lord Maximus Farquaad, ya weak-ass little BIG MAN! It’s okay … I “see” you way down there desperately trying to make yourself feel BIGGER by kicking people to the ground with that BIG little mouth of yours! Whether or not your mommy loved you—which, let’s face it, could indeed be the BIGGEST part of your LITTLE “Whoopee! Look at me being HUGE and SIGNIFICANT!” problem—remember that GOD loves you, and therefore, so do I. But, umm … it’s really kinda hard for the world at LARGE not to laugh at you while you’re having to stand on top of people to make yourself … err … “taller”!

Bye, everyone, it’s me, CAT! Oh, and for the record, to any man or woman out there reading this who’s not a Rock-sized mountain of a human, please know that in no way are my words intended to offend or poke fun at your dimensions. Some of the greatest, most powerful, and GIGANTIC men I’ve been honored to know are not exactly what one would call “towers.” It’s the size of their heart, soul, character, and integrity that make them Adonis-sized presences in any space they occupy—and therefore loved, adored, and respected far beyond any measuring stick!