AUGUST 19, 2025: “Bring The Afterlife!” …

Guess who just turned THREE today? If you said, “It’s AFTERLIFE” by Five Finger Death Punch!”, DING DING DING DING DING! You won a prize! Let’s face it though – that prolly didn’t happen since not everyone’s an off their rocker knucklehead like me!

Meanwhile, let’s talk about it! The “afterlife”, that is! To begin, let’s take a look at what the oh so astute artificial intelligence of Googley-Pedia has to say about this BANGER:

The Five Finger Death Punch song “AfterLife” explores themes of struggle, survival, and the acceptance of the inevitable battle we face in life, both physically and metaphorically. The album, and the song, also touches on the idea that even in the face of adversity, we shouldn’t forget where we came from, and that even if we reach great heights, we’re always rooted in our origins.
(“Googley-Pedia“)
You’d cut your nose off just to spite your fuckin’ face! That’s who you are! You know your place! You let them lead you by the throat with broken hands! So, how’s the view beneath their shoe (and what’s your plan)? It goes on and on and on and on and on (an old broken record stuck on the same song)! It goes on and on and on and on and on (we all know it’s wrong, but we’re singing along)!

And so, with that, I say THIS:

NO! No, I DON’T! No, I don’t wanna wait for Heaven to change me! No, I don’t wanna have to wait for the fall! No, I don’t wanna wait for Heaven to change things! I don’t wanna wait to fall on the knife! I don’t wanna wait! I DON’T WANNA WAIT! Forever after … this disasterBRING THE AFTERLIFE!