Hey, YOU!

I gotta tell you something:

You … are going … TO DIE! Or, rather, should I say you’re gonna: “Pass on, keel over, croak, succumb, waste, expire, kick it, breath your last breathe, check out, be a goner, come to an end, turn to dust, push up daisies, go Home, meet your maker, pass to your eternal rest and reward, or … umm?” (Gosh, I hope none of you are getting a one way ticket down The Styx.)

Anyhoo …

You get the point, right? One day, we’re all gonna either take a deep dive into the dirt OR end up in a really beautiful, albeit obnoxiously overpriced jar that some funeral home vulture cons your loved ones into because,

Certainly, Mrs. Williamson, your husband deserves the very best urn here, right?

Wait! What? (No, really … THAT conversation totally happened. What a mega douche that guy was.) My point being this:

Memento Mori!

(Remember, you must die!)

THAT being said … DON’T live each day like it’s your last because “one day it will be, and you’ll look back with regret for all the things you wish you’d done”. Live each day so that when you’re taking your last breathe, the last thing that’ll be going through your mind is,

Fuck, YEAH! What an epic ride! What’s next, Boss? BRING IT!

Lookit, I’m not trying to make you sad, and I hope I didn’t upset anyone. While it’s true that death is “nothing at all”, the sobering fact is that there IS no time like this present and no present like THIS time. So, live while you’re ALIVE and die with NO REGRETS! Just sayin’!