It’s “World Introvert Day 2025”, and hi everyone, it’s me, CAT! I’m your out loud and proud verified FREAK of the world human bullshit detector:
Lol! And to think most scientists believe that Astatine is the rarest naturally occurring element in the Earth’s crust. Nah. It’s ME, bitches! It’s me! To know me is to love me, or to really, really hate me, yet pretend to love me so you can still absorb the glorious madness that oozes from my soul. Let’s face it, I really AM strangely magical, or at minimum, just highly entertaining on those days the unsuspecting masses either need to laugh, cry, be inspired … OR aggravated! Yup. That’s me … THE FREAK!
(“A Day In The Life Of Astatine!”)
So, with that … “Got bullshit“? I’LL SEE IT! And once I see in you what you may not even be able to see in yourself, I will NEVER be able to unsee it! So, I’ll “good goodbye” your way to the door, shake my head, and move along! It’s what my people do!
The Diary Of My Perfection 