SEPTEMBER 15, 2023: “Embach Armory … Established 9.15.02!” …

In light of what’s proven to be an otherwise dismal week for us all, I’d like to call attention to something special our family is celebrating today. Twenty three years ago this week, on September 10, 2002, the video game “Battlefield 1942” was released by EA Games.

“Umm, okay, Cat, but, SO?”

This Diary entry is being written and backdated to this official release date of “Battlefield 1942” to memorialize the planting of one of the most important seeds to take root in our family’s tree … the “officially unofficial but also very official” establishment of “Embach Armory” (23 years from today).
(“Where It All Began“)

And there you have it, folks! It was right around the time I’m publishing this twenty three years ago this night that his Dad had finished upgrading his computer that wasn’t equipped to handle “the Battlefield”! Once he started playin, it was all downhill from there. Or rather, should I say, “it was all UPHILL from there”, because as God and I both witnessed but perhaps not everyone else did, my son fought tooth and nail against odds that no one but he and I will ever truly understand to find himself at gates he was quite literally born to crash through and DOMINATE!

So, yah, “this day” is beyond important to me, for it’s the day my first born gave birth to his first born. You see, it was “on this night 23 years ago” that the seed otherwise known as his lifelong obsession with WW2 weaponry was planted, took root, then EXPLODED into what is the “Embach Armory“! As I matter of fact, SO important is this day, that I believe we should somehow rework his logo to include, “Established 9.15.02”. I’ll have to check with the boss on that, of course! Nevertheless, I remain one hell of a proud gunsmithing grandma!

I love you, son! YOU’RE DOING GOOD, and I cannot wait to see what the future holds for both you and my amory grandbaby!

APRIL 6, 2025: “Dominating At The Gates!” …

… because NOTHING in this world matters to me as much as seeing my kids’ dreams come to life! If only anyone really knew how much time, sweat, tears, heart, and soul he’s literally bled into this baby of his for the last two years, you’d understand how powerful this video is. He’s up on the Kalash Bash 2025 stage with his mentors, including Klay Owens! PRICELESS!

My white collar, “bougie Fonzie” … the self-taught engine-building machinist gunsmith ARMORIST who’s had literally every force that was supposed to be pushing him forward clipping his wings and trying to keep him on the ground is finally flying from the inside. You best believe I’m here for ALL of it!

By the way, if you’re dumb enough to think I didn’t have to step away from his table at least a dozen times over the weekend “panic chair” style so that not just he, but his fellow “brothers in arms” and customers wouldn’t catch me crying, well then you don’t know a single thing about me. My firstborn has given birth to something truly phenomenal here, and at looks as though “the KINGS” of this extremely niche, if not guarded subculture are letting him through the gates! Actually? I take that back. With all due respect to the kings who’ve come before him that are currently leading this game, I don’t think they really have a choice but to let him through the gates. HE’S BLOWING THEM WIDE OPEN! Christian, momma is SO damn proud of you! And to anyone reading this right now, who do you know that needs an “autistically perfect” precision work of art firearm? Click on the picture below and send them his way, please!

Flying From The Inside

SEPTEMBER 17, 2024: “My Bougie College Fonzie!” …

It’s my 55th birthday, but rather than celebrate me today, I’m opting instead to celebrate and HONOR one of the greatest gifts of my lifetime, my son, on this “National Tradesmen Day“! To know him is to love him, and (ps): I – MADE – HIM! I’m so beyond proud of my “bougie college Fonzie” with dirty hands, a brilliant mind, and the trash to treasure heart of his momma!

“Bougie college people” in crisp, clean, buttoned up white collars that handle all the biz? WE NEED THEM! But “tradesmen” in not so crisp, grease covered T-shirt’s with holes in ’em who handle all the rest of the business while … no offense … the “bougie people” are off playing golf, watching the stock market, and not “typically” building things with their own hands? WE NEED THEM, TOO! (By the way, “building” a fresh out of the box four seater dinette from Ikea to put in your DE-luxe apartment in the sky doesn’t count.)

My kid?

HE DOES BOTH!

Well, not the golf thing, lol, but he does watch the stock market and can handle his “business”. Golf is an epic sport, by the way. Don’t get me wrong. Actually? Now that I think of it, my son graduated “bougie high school” in 2011 with one of the greatest golfers on the PGA Tour, Jordan Spieth. But I’ve digressed …

He’s a self-taught machinist and a self-taught gunsmith. So, whether he’s voiding the HELL out of factory warranties or manufacturing the most beautiful custom AK’s around, he’s never not running around town with grease on his hands and holes in his shirts.

But, alas! He cleans up just fine when either me or “THE girl” drag him out from under the belly of a beast to make him go “BOUGIE” the town with us! Lol. That poor future daughter-in-law of mine is gonna be using A LOT of degreaser in her laundry room. In fact? I think I just thought of something epic I can do for her when they finally get hitched: A “Dawn Dishwashing Soap Bridal Shower”!

One last note, just to be clear: I’m in no way mocking the well-educated white collar professionals of the world. As I said before, we very much DO need them! Further, yes, I know that SMU is not a true Ivy League college. It is, however, a “Southern Ivy“. Not that it really matters, but I mean no disrespect whatsoever to any Ivy Leaguers who happen to see this.

JULY 9, 2020: “CONGRATULATIONS! It’s A Stroker!” …

“The Pathetic Moron LOSER”

… who’s been discounted, dehumanized, and eviscerated at countless turns by the men who were supposed to have blind faith in and unconditional love for him.

… who’s famously spent his journey covered in engine grease and smelling like gasoline, even at his extra “bougie college“.

… who’s been chastised and mocked for the foolish wastes of time, money, and obsessive effort he’s spent making a dream come true.

… who called me all but SCREAMING and on the verge of tears late last night:

MOMMA! I did it! I totally fucking did it! She pulled 592.5 at 6500rpm!

That “moron” just made me a very proud “grease monkey GRANDMA”! He found a forged, 4-bolt, 385 cubic inch, 1955 design, ’87 small block Chevy engine at a pick and pull four years ago, and has been HELL BENT on turning it in to a stroker that would pull at least 500hp. Up until now, he’d only ever come close to that twice at 450hp.

I know that none of this either means much or makes sense to most people, and honestly, it doesn’t even make sense to me. Just know that “trash to treasuring” a thirty-plus year old cast away engine into a naturally aspirated 600hp masterpiece is a pretty big fucking deal! Even the owner of the speed shop where they had it on a dyno couldn’t believe his eyes. But, alas, there was this bittersweet moment:

Momma, Zack would have been so proud of me. He knew I could do it and told me I could! He believed in me. Only you and him EVER really believed in me!

No, son. He IS proud of you. He was there with you watching your baby run!

Nope! I’m not crying as I’m writing this, lol. Now, if you believe that, it might be YOU that’s a moron. (Just kidding!) Right now I’m an actual blubbering mess of the proudest tears a new grandmother could possibly cry, because they don’t know what I do. After a lifetime of trying to rise above the same shrapnel and less than impeccable words that almost buried us both, all I could think of was THESE most powerful and vindicating words:

They can break him down if it makes them feel right … and hate him now if it keeps them alright. They can break him down if it takes all their might, ’cause he’s SO much more that meets the eye!

SEPTEMBER 10, 2002: “Where It All Began!” …

[NOTE]:

This Diary entry is being written and backdated to this official release date of “Battlefield 1942” to memorialize the planting of one of the most important seeds to take root in our family’s tree … the “officially unofficial but also very official” establishment of “Embach Armory” (23 years from today). Wowser! Now, that was one hell of a long sentence, was it not? I don’t know about you, but I clocked it at 49 words!