For every other person who “shows the world” nothin’ but the lollipops and rainbows in their lives, there are the ones like me who are here to keep things REAL! I hit the ground this weekend and leveled the YEARS of blood, sweat, tears, and toil slaying my dragon. Literally, and not metaphorically, all that hard work went in the fucking toilet. Yes, my friends, even phoenixes crash and burn, especially when what’s eating her alive is a living, breathing spider web that is currently trying to devour my babies.
For now, I’ll just have to forgive myself with all the power and grace I am, get the crown back up on my head, pick up my sword, and put this bitch to sleep again. I am only as weak as my very worst enemy, which, for now, has just become me. This, too, shall pass, and, “Just for today, I will try to live through THIS day only.”
The next time you see me, I’ll be at one of the most MAGICAL places on this planet with the Mona Lisa, gearing up to return and face a dragon. Oh, and by the way, I will NOT rest until the day that FUCKING Venom suit is finally off my kid’s body. In the meantime, this one’s for you, my Dragon BITCH:



