OCTOBER 21, 2023: “Saturday Stuff!” …

So? Exactly many of YOU took YOURSELF out to dinner this weekend? How many of you ever would? How many of you ever COULD? Me? I do it ALL the time!

“Real Cat – Party Of ONE!”

I see movies alone. I eat alone. I travel alone and will continue to do so. But guess what, people? I am never, EVER “lonely”! I’m my own best friend and “ride or die” … win, lose, or draw … and the one person I like to truly love hanging out with the most. Don’t get me wrong … of course I absolutely love being with my kids who have now become my friends and are the three human beings I see and spend time with the most. But one has a life of his own and the other is just a few months away from flying the coop. Though she’s still here in town until graduation next spring, between splitting time between me and her dad’s and her school, internship, social life, and the new boyfriend, sometimes it’s as though she’s already gone.

Also? It’s not like I don’t have any friends to go and hang out with, but, not only do I have a somewhat “challenging” personality type and, err, “peopling” skills as an INFJ freak of the fucking WORLD, you’d be surprised what really happens in “The WidowHOOD” after a bitches cards all fold. Long gone are the days way back when on the prairie when society looked after the widows and orphans. No, I’m not bitter about that, by the way. (Well, okay, maybe just a little.) After all, these days it really is each man for himself … most definitely each BITCH for herself … and everyone’s just trying to make a way for themselves, right? It is what it is, so, TAG, I’m it. But I’ve digressed. The point is, that, YUP, I’m almost ALWAYS on my own.

They say that the most dangerous people in the world are the ones who aren’t afraid to eat alone. Well, “they” are fuckin’ geniuses! I’m a risen from ASHES living queen, my friends, and yes, sometimes a queen HAS to sit at the table alone when her king has left the castle either temporarily or, in my case, abdicated it permanently. But you see, it’s how we sit “alone at our table” that defines us. As for me? I shall not be laying waste to a single one of my hard-earned Golden Years.

So, unless and until the mystery of whether there shall be just ONE LAST KING for me to do all that “Saturday stuff” mentioned below is solved, I’mma just sit here at the end of my OWN banquet table and rock it, “Party Of ONE” style like the unbreakable BOSS BITCH I am! So, with that, my charge to all of you is THIS:

DATE YOURSELF, “SOLO” PEOPLE!

Don’t just “date” yourself by sitting on a shelf all alone and EXPIRING! Hang out with yourself. Get to know yourself. LIKE yourself and enjoy the pleasure of your own company! Learn Get to know, love, own, respect, and PROTECT your “value” in this world and what you bring to humanity in your own right, NOT just as someone else’s counterpart.

Once you’ve mastered the art of “you, yourself, and YOU” and made peace with the face in the mirror, trust me when I say that you will be the most untouchable beast of them all and not even hell will be able to fuck with your crown!

Now, GO OUT AND DO IT, and DO IT TODAY! Then, report back to me with PROOF that you “Party Of ONE-d” yourself like a SAVAGE!